Guy Comedy Network

Welcome To the Guy Comedy Network
Where Funny Stuff Sometimes Happens

Over the last couple of years, John Gallagher (aka Patton Lee Beaugus), Joe Mauro and their team of people waiting to get paid, have created a series of interlocking entertainment properties for the web and beyond. These entertainment properties have coagulated into the Guy Comedy Network.

Props 4 Our Props
The network is the home site of ten independant, but interlinked humor properties. All are aimed at the short-attention-span, hard-to-reach, hormone-unbalanced audience of 18-34 males who deep down inside their genes still act like they are 16. And this is probably unfair to most female sixteen year olds.

What's So Funny?
All the properties are humorous, or at least intended to be. :) The properties run the gamut of web content from video and audio podcasts to animation, songs, news, blogs, recipes, tips, good causes, social networking, advertising, promotions and other victimless crimes.

Most are focused on the creation of characters regular guys will like, laugh at, or lust after. The development of these characters are at the core of the GalMauro work.

Our Characters Rule
In this page's header, you can see many of our properties represented by our key characters. In our properties humorous characters rule, whether real, animated or fiction. Because it is interesting characters that interest our target audience almost as much as cleavage and/or beer.

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Leveraging The Genetic Imperative
Most of our properties are built around the premise that a drive for partying and fun (getting boozed up and buggin' out) are deeply embedded in every guy's DNA, as you can see from the illustration of Mike Phelp's double helix which we bought on eBay for only $12,450 b4 he bonged out.

Almost State Of The Art
The Guy Comedy Network builds on the new Web2.0 and RSS technologies that range from YouTube videos, iTunes podcasts delivered to today’s digital devices (cell phone, ipod, pda). All have the internet as the unifying intermediate source — as we could not access Spock's brain without an expensive license from Paramount.

Brand-Bonded (or at least they will be)
These properties work together to bond the user to the properties and to the products that are a key part of the content. They do this by making the product an integral part of the entertainment action or news content. At least they will when we get some sponsors.

Beta
All of the cutting edge Guy Comedy Network properties are at the Beta-stage of development. They are ready to be checked out and enjoyed. While all properties work at a basic conceptual level, they have yet to be produced at the quality level or intended production value, that production value approaching what Pixar guys draw on their bar napkins.

Free Samples
Click on any of the properties in the right hand column to get a 10-20 second sampling. If you accidentally get linked to the Hot Nubile Teens And Warm Mazola site sponsored by Sara Lee Corndogs, please send us the URL link, as we lost it when we thought we were under investigation by the Senate Select Committee on Unauthorized Stupidity.

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hypervaricating for the stars since 321 BC